Addressing the rumor that the President of the United States gave Bill Clinton a Sloppy Toppy.

Recent reports from the dump of emails earlier this week has uncovered a particularly strange exchange between notorious sex criminal Jeffry Epstein and his brother Mark, where one implies that President of Russia Vladimir Putin is in possession of a photograph depicting current President Donald J. Trump giving a succulent mouth hug to former President Bill Clinton.

"Ask him if Putin has photos of Trump blowing bubba?" Mark Epstein asked his brother in an email exchange in March of 2018.

This of course beleaguers the question: Did the President of the United States give Slick Willy the Slick Willy? During some time over the last 30 years or so, did Donald J Trump Play Clinton's Flesh Saxophone like he was headlining at the Arsenio? Unfortunately this exchange is kind of opaque, an insider baseball conversation between two brothers, so details about whether or not the current POTUS Gumped Bubba's Shrimp is lost in a tide of speculation and inside jokes.

It is entirely possible that this was just a wry joke between brothers, as one openly cajoled that a reason why the former reality TV host is so obsequious toward the President of Russia, is that Putin is in possession of a image of him giving a Birthday Blowy to the Boy Governor. We should be honestly cautious to accept on face value the salacious possibility of there being a photo of Teflon Don gagging on the Comeback Kid.

But, if such a photo of the New York property magnate giving the Governor of Arkansas a brojob exists, it is my position that we should be open about this relationship. These two have done something truly intimate. They have bonded in a way only few can truly bond, and that is honestly beautiful. And we should encourage them to be open about such experimentation, and maybe then, such reaching around the isle can be seen as a new step forward to this country, and a new dawn on our long long dark day.

Blowjob, Mouthhug, Gagging on the Shortrib, the ol' kneel and bob, humdinger, tongue bath, Worshiping at the Cock Throne.

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